Y’all. I made it into The New York Times. Granted, it’s an Internet video feature, and I have exactly three words (“sun,” “has begun”) … but still! My name is in the credits. They cut all my weird schtick out, so you can enjoy…
Oh, look at that. It’s Friday. Weird. Mother’s Day is this weekend. Did you get your mom/wife anything? If you didn’t, don’t worry because you still have time to clean the entire house. Because she’s not kidding when she says all she wants for…
Okay, kids, for those you who missed it on the Facebooks last month, here’s my very first stand-up set. I managed not to puke or black out during the performance, so I’ll call it a win. Also, I hate watching myself on video, so…
Happy Monday, friends. I hope you had fun and relaxing weekend. Brian and I saw Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and were reminded of what a beautiful, honest, and amazing play it is. If you don’t remember how great it is, read it,…
How was your weekend? Did you go out? Socialize with humans who speak Adult English over adult beverages? Sounds glorious. I remember when I used to go out on weekends. Just kidding. I can’t even remember the last time I showered. Plus, I had a…