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[big sigh …]

Apparently, I’m really into brackets. Those are brackets, right? Ah, yes. The other ones are braces, or curly brackets. Of course. There is a new trend among my blogging friends: they don’t blog. Of my 30 or so friends (the ones I know in…

January 21, 2014
mommyhood

I’m pretty sure I live in a bubble

That bubble is either a small town in Ohio or motherhood. I’ve been staring out the window trying to figure it out exactly. Not really sure which one, although I’m leaning toward the latter. Really, I’m sitting here pondering that because I’m totally blocked…

October 25, 2013
mommyhood

Ain’t no party like a Scarlett tea party

I know they’re my spawns, but the cuteness factor is way high in this photo, right? Scarlett dragged Leo (literally) into her play house for a tea party. She was the perfect host, obviously. She tea parties hard. Sometimes . . . . .…

March 6, 2013
mommyhood

Breast-Pumping Barbie

Scarlett: Mom, look! Barbie is ready to pump. Me: Oh. I see that. (Pause.) Did you help her get ready? Scarlett: Yeah, I helped her with her boobs. Mom, Barbie is ready to pump her breastmilk now. Go get her pump. Me: Well, Babe, I don’t think…

March 5, 2013