It’s the second Christmas miracle this year. Yes, both of my children are asleep at the same time. I was going to tweet about it or something, but then I thought that I’d jinx it, so instead, I ran to the kitchen and poured a glass of wine and came over to say, “Hi.”
Here’s what’s on my mind: Why does my neighbor let his dogs poop in our yard?
Seriously. I mean, he’s got to know that I know that those giant poops in the grass are not from my Chihuahua. He knows this, right? And when I “catch” him letting his dogs poop in the yard (aka I pull in the driveway as his dogs are pooping in the yard), he always cleans it up. But then I find big poops. It’s a conundrum. Does he think if we don’t see it happen then it didn’t happen? There needs to be witness to his dogs’ defecation? Maybe he’s playing mind games. Should I put the poop back in yard? Just over the property line? I’m not really sure where the property line is exactly, but I could make an educated guess. Would he know that I put the poop back in his yard, or would he think, “Why did I let the dog poop where it’s supposed to?” I cannot make sense of the situation. What do you think?
Okay, well, I’m going to soak up the silence for a while. Hope you’re having a baller Tuesday.