Breast-Pumping Barbie

March 5, 2013
Breast-Pumping Barbie

Because Facebook is so weird about breastfeeding photos, you know?

Scarlett: Mom, look! Barbie is ready to pump.

Me: Oh. I see that. (Pause.) Did you help her get ready?

Scarlett: Yeah, I helped her with her boobs. Mom, Barbie is ready to pump her breastmilk now. Go get her pump.

Me: Well, Babe, I don’t think Barbie has a pump. Or a baby.

Scarlett: Why not?

Me: Because – and all I could think of was — Ken comes in a different box.


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