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I secretly want to wreck cakes

February 11, 2013

Sometimes I have an overwhelming urge to smash cakes.

This here one looked particularly good. I mean, a fancy torte with fondant and delicate sugar roses would certainly be my first choice, but we don’t have anything like that in The Dirty. We like our Bundts pink-flavored and frosted with a comb. Obviously.

A smashable pink cake

P.S. I didn’t actually smash this cake. I thought I should save the $6.59 plus tax for my therapy fund.

But seriously, tell me – have you ever smashed a cake? It was kind of amazing, wasn’t it? Ugh, I’m so jealous.

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  • Reply Rachel Cairns February 11, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    Never did, but let me say I love the movie “Crybaby.” Hatchet face still scares me though.

    • Reply Melissa February 12, 2013 at 1:36 PM

      I know! Now that’s a brave actress. I do love that movie. 🙂

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