I secretly want to wreck cakes

Sometimes I have an overwhelming urge to smash cakes.

This here one looked particularly good. I mean, a fancy torte with fondant and delicate sugar roses would certainly be my first choice, but we don’t have anything like that in The Dirty. We like our Bundts pink-flavored and frosted with a comb. Obviously.

P.S. I didn’t actually smash this cake. I thought I should save the $6.59 plus tax for my therapy fund.

But seriously, tell me – have you ever smashed a cake? It was kind of amazing, wasn’t it? Ugh, I’m so jealous.